Like having your best friend berate you.
damn you for making me question my sexuality...
Let the septenary of Gabe begin!!!
who? i'll kill her. and then make out with her for her good taste.
It's one of the new girls they brought in for this big project. So, you would not know her. I'm assuming.
Dude,Not every woman is going to come up and rub their titties in your face. This is about the most a man is going to get in terms of an invitation. RSVP!!!!
She speaks the truth, the ever-wise, nicole-pac. Hit that shit!
Nononono. First off, the girl in question ain't all that great. Second off, by "I'd hit that," I was referring to my picture. You know? Like Jame Gumb. I'd fuck me.
I find this quite distressing. You certainly do look actually...dare I say it...PLEASANT...in those pictures. Not at all the grumpy, sweaty, ready to kill corporate America type of man I see on the subway occasionally! What's become of you?!
My fears were realized in one sweeping gesture. After that, there's not much to hold you down anymore.
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