Wednesday, September 17, 2008

What a card

As my passing interest in football grows with each exposure to it, I find myself enamored with the idea of the penalty. Especially in this corporate dump, penalties should be accrued along with the various inhumanities inflicted on the working man every day.

REFEREE: "Denial of overtime! Offense! Two day penalty! It's now Friday!"

I could almost shoot myself with how pedestrian that joke is.


mugwatch said...

or maybe for using the word pedestrian . . .

Anonymous said...

i'll go one further. penalty, roughing the boss up. you must share an office with a douchebag.

...i'll be perfectly honest, not only was that pedestrian but i didn't even make an effort with that. you would think i'd give it the ol' college try.