Dear prospective employer,
I understand that it is the fashion nowadays to Google a potential employee's name and perform what amounts to a virtual background check. Fair enough. However, I also know that is the fashion nowadays for most people not to get jokes. In fact, most things done in humor have to be explained lest anyone be offended.
I therefore offer this explanation of this blog's content: it's a joke, stupid.
Now stop looking me up on Facebook and get to work.