Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Sensible shoes

What could be the last in the long line of Air Jordan sneakers will be released this month at the starting rate of $230. Here's the story.

I'm pretty sure that if you're the sort of child who wants these sneakers, you're also the sort of child that in no way deserves them. My finger is completely off the pulse of America, seeing as I don't understand why people would want someone's carpet strapped to their feet.

2 comments:

D.W. said...

It's not just "someone's" carpet. It's Michael Jordan's carpet. Can you imaging how many high priced hookers have gotten vaginal rug burns on that carpet? Why, you could get syphilis just by trying them on. And you can't put a price on syphilis.

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