Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Got change for a gold brick?

On Friday night, I went to see Hot Fuzz at the ol' bijou. As is required in the Jordan Barker Film Handbook, I bought a large popcorn and large soda. The cashier, a moron, fucked up the order. Here was my "change:"



And then we all laughed.

7 comments:

Brian said...

I still don't know why they ever printed those $2050 bills. Seems like a waste of taxpayer money to me.

mugwatch said...

Can I borrow some cash, Moneybags?

Gabe said...

Sadly, the compensation was entirely in popped corn. Can I interest you in a bucket or several, Mandy?

mugwatch said...

What, no chocolate? They robbed you. (And yes, I'll take two buckets.)

Brian said...

Please tell me you pronounce that "Pop-ed corn".

M said...

Beaucoup buckets, Brian Bronson, be benevolent and bring me a bronzed braziere and boyo, let it be a B-cup.

Gabe said...

Not only did I pronounce it "pop-ed" corn, I rolled a twelve-sided die as I said it. I now have a 25 charisma!