Friday, April 27, 2007

AOL? LOL!

John Ness is crazy. A few months ago, John introduced to me the idea of doing a video sports blog in association with AOL. Well, more specifically, a video baseball blog, because I find most other sports repellent. In a lot of ways, I am like baseball: lazy, boring, and occasionally gay. Needless to say, I never thought John would actually pursue working with a marginally talented lunatic. So after Dan Aykroyd turned him down, he called me again.

I sent John a few "pilot" bits, the lighting and sound for which is reminiscent of dorm-room pornos. The only thing missing is the fake and incessant moaning of a drunken sorority girl. Here's one of them:



Believe me, watching my giant, melon head float in space even for a minute is terrifying. What is more terrifying is that the site John supervises gets something in the ballpark of 15 MILLION hits a month. It's got to be good. It's got to be smart. It's got to be a minute long each spot. Quick and hilarious. Like sex with me.

8 comments:

M said...

This guy's really from Boston and has a wicked thick Masshole accent. Is he doin' a bit?

mugwatch said...

Weird, this looks just like one of the dorm-room pornos I used to make. Well, sans the high-fives and jumping jacks . . . and velcro.

John said...

Then it's settled. Twice as many high-fives going forward.

Hackett said...
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Hackett said...

Skeletor's definitely juicin'. His bicep is huger than his skull C'mon!

Hot Girl said...

you'd be much hotter without the goatee. shave dat shit!!

Gabe said...

Thanks, Mom.

Kath said...

oh. my. god. is hot girl really your mom? i think i just peed myself.