3rd Rock From the Sun's Joseph Gordon-Levitt is playing Cobra Commander in the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. Yeah...yeah that makes sense.
Oh wait, no it doesn't. Because Cobra Commander wasn't sixteen as I recall. That's like having Webster play Darth Vader.
Muggins and I witnessed some old jerk dive across the bus this morning to grab some crippled woman's seat as she left. He then promptly whipped out a Blackberry and began scrolling. Five minutes later, another seat opened up and yet another odorous businessman swooped in, sat down, and, you guessed it, whipped out his Blackberry. It's now officially ridiculous, people. Put your fucking PDAs away. I know you just HAVE to see that email that you can actually do nothing about until you get to the office anyway.
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you know who i blame for all the shitheads using blackberries on buses...yep you guessed it, robinson "fucking" cano.
i also heard gary coleman is going play snake eyes and haley joel osmond is going to play duke.
i'm just waiting for the a-team to get green lighted. and for george clooney to be cast as hannibal.
I demand a retraction. I may get crucified for this, but I think Joseph Gordon-Levitt may be the best actor of his age-group (which is late 20's, not 16). Third Rock was awful and he was awful on it, but all the film work he's done since has been really stellar. I would especially recommend Manic and Brick.
Plus, Cobra Commander has a mask on and a vox box, who cares that he looks young?
Oh, and all businessmen are douches.
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