Monday, October 09, 2006

Holy fucking shit! Kittens!

My family's two cats totally had fucking kittens. These kittens, who are adorable, are almost too much to fucking handle. Here's a picture of my mother putting the screws to one of these manipulative bastards, asking the tough questions like "why are you so fucking cute, you fuck?" and "what's to stop me from squeezing your little fucking head until it pops, you're so cute, you prick?"



Here's a series of pictures where the infant cats are purposely being woefully precious. What they're saying here is "love us." It's offensive.









I'm pushing for the white one to be called "Tank" because it refuses to be deterred by anything. ANYTHING. It's "aunt" cat beats the shit out of it, but it plods forward with steely determination like the Terminator. Kittens are just too fucking much and need to be stopped.

3 comments:

Hackett said...

...TOO...DAMN...CUTE!

..CAN'T...LOOK...AWAY!

Amanda said...

Jesus fucking Christ those are some cute-ass motherfucking kittens. Fuck.

Kath said...

Jews on skates .. those are some fucking cute animals.