Sunday, April 22, 2007

Up Molests My Ear

Matt's cat called "Up" has an ear fetish which causes him to bore into the human ear like a starved honey bear digging for that sweet sweet ear gold.

7 comments:

mugwatch said...

so gross yet so cute. amazing.

Unknown said...

and the cat too...ho ho ho

D.W. Jones said...

My favorite part is at the very end when you say, "Can you believe it?" Then turn the camera to reveal that no one is there and you're all alone, talking to yourself.

Genius.

Unknown said...

What you didn't see is my full erection that is hidden just off screen.

mugwatch said...

dude, I didn't even notice the cat . . .

Matthew said...

It'd have been cuter if I hadn't drugged Gabe and flooded his ear with a delicate mix of Catnip and K-Y Jelly. Maybe the "can you believe this?" refered to how good it felt as the other raspy-tongued feline licked whipped butter from the tip of his pipik.

D.W. Jones said...

It does have a creepy amatuer frat party porn feel to it, doesn't it?

I need to take a bath.