Daddy? Daddy is that you?

While you A-holes are waiting for my TRAVELOGUE 3: Return of the Jedi, I thought I'd do a lil' internet experiment. As some of you may know, I don't know my real father. But I got his name, bitch! He's called David Johnson (I know, it might as well be Bill Brown) and I chucked his name into Google images. Here are some of my favorite possible real dads:







This might also be Jack Benny:


And of course, my favorite: