Monday, July 10, 2006

It begins...

I know I should've done this about eight years ago, but today marked my first mailing. Filled with childish wonder and energy, I stuffed each lil' envelope with an eye toward hope (and a legit agent). I was instructed to be concise, so each headshot was accompanied with a Polaroid depicting me begging for representation kneeling in a pool of my own urine. Let's hope good taste prevails.



While scrolling through my phone pictures looking for the above hot pic, I realized I had a few photos I neglected to post. Here's one of Johnny Sushiface:



And another of Lil' Stacy Crotchface (I couldn't believe that Daddy wouldn't shift a little so as not to attract attention):

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is he erect? Tell me he's not erect.
Shannon

Unknown said...

It was tough to tell from my subway perch, Shannon, but if it's not erect, it's certainly achieved a modest level of tensile strength

Unknown said...

also...how could you NOT be a little erect? Am I right fellas?

D.W. Jones said...

Hey- Oh!

Anonymous said...

Oh my.